What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

Why does my best friend call me ugly and act like she’s joking, but today she looked at me and said “I wouldn’t lie to you”? What should I say back to her?

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What are 50 random facts about yourself?

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do many women like tall men?

You Only Live Twice

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

I’ve a dismissive avoidant partner who said that he’s overwhelmed by our relationship and that he wants to break up, how do I get him back?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How do Democrat Party voters feel about the fact that Kamala Harris never received one primary vote to be the nominee in 2020 and certainly not in 2024?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.